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- Aah.
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- Ooh.
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Surprise.
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- She's not here yet, Bull.
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- I know. I was just practicing.
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Sir, you think Florence has any idea
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we know it's her birthday?
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No, I think we fooled her.
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We didn't mention it during session.
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She didn't know we got out during dinner
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to buy the presents.
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And you've kept that sock
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stuffed in your mouth the whole night.
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Oh, my God, not another one.
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- Yeah, you guessed it. It's Flo's turn.
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- Oh, Flo's birthday. That's great.
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Here. Somebody wrap that for me.
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A copy of TV Guide?
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Why not? It's compact, it's informative...
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...and the only way you can't do
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the crossword puzzle is if you're in a coma.
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Shh, shh. Here she comes.
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Oh, man.
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- Okay, I get that red hat.
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Come on, get over here.
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Shh. Be quiet.
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Oh, boy, this is gonna be great.
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Come in.
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No.
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No?
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Not till everybody in that room
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promises not to yell, "Happy birthday!"
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Something tells me the word leaked out.
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I can't hear you.
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Okay, okay, we promise.
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Where are the presents?
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On the table.
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This was fun. Now go home.
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Phew. Well, I don't know about you guys,
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but I am partied out.
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- Excuse me. I'm Bob Marks from the city.
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- What can we do for you, Mr. Marks?
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Your Honor, if you wouldn't mind passing
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these along to Florence for her to sign...
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- ...I'd appreciate it.
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- What are they?
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Her retirement papers.
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Florence is retiring?
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Of course. She reached
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the mandatory retirement age.
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Tomorrow's her last day.
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Tomorrow's her last day?
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Bull, you swallowed that sock.
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I see great pain in your future.
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I got it. Got it. I got it, yeah. Ha, ha.
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I got it. Ha, ha.
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I got it. Heh.
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Your inflatable
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Annette Funicello doll came in?
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No, no, no, it's still on back order.
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I got a sports car.
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Ha, ha. You know, the kind women,
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uh, drool over at stoplights.
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Twenty thousand miles,
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flawless condition.
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I got it for nothing.
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I didn't even have to put anything down.
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- How?
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- Old guy in Queens had to sell it.
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Losing his sight.
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- Oh, poor man.
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- That was the beauty.
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I told him the paint job was shot.
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He fell for it.
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Dan, you are the sultan of swill.
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Wanna go cruise around town after work?
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You'd have to knock me unconscious
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and chain me to the front fender.
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You would do that for me?
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Sir, I'm worried about Florence.
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I went by her apartment to cheer her up,
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and nobody answered the door.
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- She hasn't shown up for work yet.
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- I tried Florence's place again...
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- ...and all I get is a answering machine.
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- What'd it say?
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"You've reached Florence Kleiner
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I'm still in my bed
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Don't leave me a message
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Hang up and drop dead"
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Well, she can't feel that bad...
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...if she didn't even bother
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to change her message.
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Your Honor, I can't believe
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that Florence didn't say anything about this.
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I'm still amazed this is her last day.
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At least she gussied up for the occasion.
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Hey, Flo.
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Yo, Flo.
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Flo.
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What?
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Nice weenie.
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Florence, why didn't you say anything
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about the retirement?
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- None of us had any idea.
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- Big deal. So I forgot to mention it.
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I'm old, remember?
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I'm supposed to forget things.
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Flo, we're real sorry.
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We know how upset you must be
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about this.
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Eh, don't get the wrong idea.
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Here, see? See this?
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Florida, one-way.
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I'm gonna set up a booth
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on Miami Beach...
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...and I'm gonna paint clamshells
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for the tourists.
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- Is this what you really want, Flo?
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- Sure. Are you kidding?
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For 26 years, I've been taking orders
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in one courtroom after the other.
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And it's about time I had something to say
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about my own life.
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In short...
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...take this job and shove it.
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Uh, I'm, uh-- I'm going to lunch.
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Don't wait up.
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A booth on the beach painting clams?
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Really hurts to see a person
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sell themself short like that.
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A woman who, her obvious background and
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experience, could be laminating lobsters.
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Little shellfish humor.
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Sir, she's upset.
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Can I have a few minutes?
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I think I can help her.
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- Yeah, go ahead, Bull.
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- Thanks.
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Give me your keys.
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I gotta borrow your car.
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Ha, ha. Are you crazy?
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I just barely put five miles on that thing.
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Beside, it's a little-bitty convertible.
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You'd never fit.
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- I can take the top off.
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- No. It's mine. It's locked.
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I can take the doors off.
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Sir, it's been over two hours.
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- I feel so helpless. What are we gonna do?
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- Well, Flo's bound to show up eventually.
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Until then, all we can do
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is go back to work, I guess.
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I asked Mac to call down
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for a new bailiff.
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Oh, no.
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- You don't suppose they'd send us--?
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- Hi, everybody.
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Hi, Dirk.
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Hey, Dirk. How are you doing?
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Looks like you put on a little weight.
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Thanks. I've been pumping iron.
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- Really? What are you up to?
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- About three shirts a night.
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Well, no pain, no gain, huh?
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Oh, I heard there might be a position
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opening up here...
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...so I thought I'd drop off
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a few résumés. Heh.
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I just had some new ones
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printed up last month.
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Wait a minute. How did you know
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there was an opening here so fast?
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Florence told me.
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Cops just brought her in in handcuffs.
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Florence was arrested? For what?
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I don't know, but it took six guys
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to drag her upstairs to strip-search.
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And then there were five.
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Hi, girls. Hi.
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Wanda, stirrups. Nice touch.
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- Hi, Florence.
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- Harry.
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- Hi, Your Honor.
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- Hi, Easy Mary. What's shaking?
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Oh, most of it nowadays.
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Flo?
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What the hell are you doing here?
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Well, I ran into a little trouble
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in a bar uptown.
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Oh, you got drunk, huh?
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I ordered a ginger ale.
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And the guy said, "Sure thing, Grandma."
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Any damage estimates?
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Not yet.
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I never knew those jukeboxes
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were so heavy.
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I guess I am getting old.
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Aw, come on, Flo.
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You're as young as you feel, right?
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That's it? That's the best you can do?
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- "You're as young as you feel"?
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- Well--
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Look, if Mac and Bull
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had some problem...
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...you'd take them into your office,
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you'd give them the Gettysburg Address.
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I get, "You're as young as you feel."
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What are you, Sandy Duncan?
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I'm sorry, Flo.
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I guess I'm kind of at a loss for words.
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- It's all been so sudden.
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- Well, how do you think I feel?
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I'm not that old.
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We got a president that makes me look
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like Little Orphan Annie.
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All I did was have another birthday,
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and I feel like I've committed a crime.
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Flo, you did commit a crime.
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Ahh....
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They're-- They're not punishing me
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because I trashed some bar.
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They're punishing me because I survived.
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But I hung on, mister.
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I kicked, I struggled, I hung on,
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and I made it.
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But I deserve better, damn it.
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I deserve better.
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I'm, uh.... I'm scared, Harry.
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I, uh....
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I hate Florida.
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I don't even know what a clam looks like.
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I don't wanna sit down
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and wait to die in some swamp.
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I don't wanna let you go yet.
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You guys are the only family I got left.
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I'll think of something, Flo.
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I promise you, I will think of something.
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You promised her what?
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Well-- Well....
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I'm sorry. I panicked.
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I-- I didn't know what else to say.
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How about, "I'll see what I can do,"
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or, "Let me get back to you on that"?
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Sir, how could you promise her something
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that you knew was impossible?
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Miss Sullivan, nothing's impossible.
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Oh, God, he saw Yentl again.
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Look, I'm not saying it's gonna be easy.
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I just thought
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that if we put all our heads together...
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- ...that maybe we could, you know--
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- Bend the law a little?
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- Good idea.
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- Bend the law a little?
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It was his idea.
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Sir, you're a judge.
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Listen, I really care about Florence too,
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but rules are rules.
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- Well, thank you, Miss Goody-Two-Shoes.
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- I am not a goody two-shoes.
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Yeah? You got a car parked outside
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with happy-face hubcaps.
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Is that yours?
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Mr. Marks, you're just the man
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I wanted to see.
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Hope I'm not interrupting.
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I just stopped by to drop off
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Miss Kleiner's final paycheck.
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Uh, yeah.
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Mr. Marks, I wondered if I might have
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a couple of minutes of your time.
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- Of course. Some kind of problem?
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- Yeah, I'm afraid there is.
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Miss Kleiner doesn't want
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her final paycheck.
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- What do you mean?
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- She wants to keep working.
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Mr. Marks, what we have here
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is a very frightened and lonely woman.
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And right now,
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she could really use our help.
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I assume you thought
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I'd be somewhat less than sympathetic.
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No, it's all right.
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That's what everyone thinks.
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We're just a mob of heartless bureaucrats
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glued to our data and our records...
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...totally devoid of any feeling
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or compassion for our fellow men.
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I suppose you think
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I enjoy this kind of thing.
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I do.
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I really do. I live for this kind of thing.
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I love it.
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Well, that's good. For a moment,
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I thought I wasn't getting through to him.
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- Uh, hi, everybody.
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- Florence, are you all right?
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Oh, yeah, fine. Dan got me off.
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Well, here it is, Miss Kleiner,
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your final paycheck.
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On behalf of the city of New York,
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what else can I say...
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...but hit the road?
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Sorry, sorry.
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Just a little civil-service humor.
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Harry?
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Flo...
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...I spoke too soon.
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I....
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The truth is....
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The truth is I can't do a thing.
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Yes, you can.
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Bull, where you been?
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Albany.
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Albany? You drove my car
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back and forth to Albany?
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Sort of.
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I drove it forth to Albany.
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- My car, Bull. Where is my car?
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- You know those new Auto Trains?
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The kind where they secure
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your vehicle in back...
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...and allow you, the weary passenger,
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to ride in Pullmans...
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...to relax in air-conditioned comfort
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while the miles drift by effortlessly?
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- Sure.
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- Yours was hit by one.
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I couldn't help it.
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It stalled right on the tracks. And then...
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...I heard that train a-coming.
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Just a-coming around the bend.
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I knew it!
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As soon as I gave him the keys,
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I assumed--
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I mean, $6000 down the toilet.
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Oh, Dan, Dan, this is horrible.
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Truly, truly horrible.
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What can I say?
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- "Whoopee"?
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- That's the word.
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Bull, why did you go to Albany?
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To save Florence.
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I, uh, went to the Bureau of Records
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to get this.
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- What is it?
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- Her birth certificate.
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- Is that the original?
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- Yeah, this is the original.
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Look, it's got Florence's maiden name.
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"Nightingale"?
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I went through hell in grade school.
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That document is irreplaceable.
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They wouldn't just let you
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walk out with it.
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They didn't notice me walk in.
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I wore a filing cabinet.
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Bull, then you're lucky you're not in jail.
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Bull, why did you bring this thing
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down here?
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So we could change it, sir.
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So we could erase it...
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...or change the numbers, or do whatever
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it takes to make Florence young again.
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Change it?
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No, Bull, we can't do that.
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It would be wrong.
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I don't care.
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It was hard enough getting over Selma.
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And nobody's gonna make me lose
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two friends in one year.
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Nobody. You got that? Nobody.
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What the hell is the matter with you?
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You may not have too much in between,
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but you got two ears.
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Now, just in case you're not listening
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to them, you're gonna listen to me.
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Nobody's gonna break any laws
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around here, you big ape.
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Not on my account.
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Well, I'd go to jail for you, Flo.
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I know you would.
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I know you all would.
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Uh, listen, you keep an eye
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on these guys, will you?
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They need a gutsy broad like you.
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Even though you are a goody two-shoes.
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Florence, I'm gonna miss you so much.
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Aw, cheer up.
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I'll put happy faces
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on some clamshells for you, huh?
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Nobody runs this place better, big guy.
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Nobody ever will.
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Take care of yourself, Flo.
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Dan.
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Florence.
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You're scum.
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Uh, I-- I gotta stay alive.
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I mean, who's gonna rag you
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when you make it to the Supreme Court?
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I'll be waiting for you, Flo.
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I promise.
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Guess who I'm gonna miss
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the most of all.
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Baby...
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...you're the greatest.
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Now, you give that paper back to him,
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or I'll break you in two.
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Can't believe he got his hands
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on the original. This is priceless.
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This is sacred. This is--
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Goodness gracious.
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Great balls of fire.
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- What happened?
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- It vanished.
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It-- It burned up.
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- Just like....
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- Magic.
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Now, how come everybody's
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looking at me?
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Without that document...
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...we have no sustainable proof
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of how old this woman is.
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Well, don't get upset, Mr. Marks.
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I'm gonna treat you
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like any decent woman my age would.
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I'm gonna lie like a cheap rug.
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This is the happiest night of my life.
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Ha, ha.
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Me too.
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00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,640
Now, what about that dumb hat?
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00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:51,070
Oh, uh, I was in a hurry,
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00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:51,070
so I flew back from Albany.
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00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,650
- You flew?
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00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,650
- Yeah, I paid a guy with a crop-duster.
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00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,010
Where did he land it?
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00:20:57,650 --> 00:20:58,680
Land it?
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00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:05,690
It's a long story.
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00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,390
Ooh!
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- Thanks, Bull.
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00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:14,890
- Knee-highs, your favorite.
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00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,200
What did you do,
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00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,200
tear this off a dead Munchkin?
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00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,300
- Dan?
447
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,300
- What?
448
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:28,570
- They brought your car back from Albany.
449
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:28,570
- It's about time. Where is it?
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00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,410
Here.
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00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:43,930
Just think, Dan, 36 more payments,
452
00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:43,930
and that baby's all yours.
453
00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:49,500
If you'll excuse me.
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Gas, wash...
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00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:59,840
...light on the wax.
456
00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:05,840
Come on, there's a little welcome-home
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party for you down in the bailiffs' lounge.
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00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,350
Well, uh, thanks again, Harry.
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00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,750
It takes a lot of magic
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00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,750
to make an old broad feel young again.
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Boy, you can sure pull
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00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:21,200
some amazing rabbits out of your hat, sir.
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Mac, I swear I did nothing.
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00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,570
- I am as amazed as the rest of you guys.
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00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,570
- Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, yeah.
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- If you say so.
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- Hi, Miss Sullivan.
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- Hi, Dirk. What's with the accordion?
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Oh, I just wanted to play a few verses
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of "Happy Trails" for Florence.
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Oh, Florence isn't leaving.
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- She's not?
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- Nope. She's staying right here.
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Well, I guess I can throw away
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this farewell speech I wrote for her.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Let Miss Goody-Two-Shoes do it for you.